Russica: [Cases of cucumber biting]
From Quora Misha Firer · Follow Writes about Russia on patreon.com/mishafirer 17h How is Russia managing to pump so many troops into Ukraine despite heavy losses and a shrinking population? In Russia, cucumber mafia has monopolized the trade driving supermarket prices higher than pork. This has led to a curious phenomenon: customers unable to afford cucumbers have resorted to biting into them in the store without paying. Some individuals get their daily cucumber fix by visiting several supermarkets in a row. Initially, retirees were the main suspects, but authorities soon realized that they lack teeth needed to bite into a cucumber. They are often caught tearing off a packet with porridge and emptying it into a portable thermos and eating while moving along the aisle. Children were also ruled out because the bite marks were simply too large. One theory suggests that adults may be biting off chunks and carrying them home in their mouths, pelican-style, to feed their vitamin-s...